That’s correct! The other day I realized that Nivea’s amazing Cellulite (or anti-Cellulite) lotion was no more, and I thought to myself; “Do they reckon they managed to cure the scourge, already?” The wonder subsequently turned to shock, and utter disbelief, until eventually it found itself completely replaced by feelings of abandonment, and depression. I mean seriously?!

Why would they discontinue it? I demanded an answer, but none of the chemists could offer a proper explanation.

And thus, a quest was born!